Funny Gifts

For most guys grooming starts and stops with their hair and face. But, if your below- the-....

For most guys grooming starts and stops with their hair and face. But, if your below- the-belt care consists of only a splash of soap every so often, it's time to upgrade your ball game. You and your boys below are deserving of ball-focused hygiene practices that will improve your daily comfort, confidence and skin health. Includes:Ballwash - The product that started it all, our original activated charcoal nut, butt & body wash featuring several essential oils & plant extracts.Nut Rub Solid Colo

You might not be able to alter your loved one's poo habits, but you can empower them to ex....

You might not be able to alter your loved one's poo habits, but you can empower them to expel with confidence thanks to these handy Toilet Sprays for Men. Each container of Turdcules Toilet Elixir contains enough manly-scented spray to counteract 300 stink bombs. Choose from woodsy aromas perfect for the guy who would've been a lumberjack in another life, or go with the ocean-inspired collection that'll have your favorite "craptain" feeling ship shape in no time. Yes, these gifts are hilarious,

Trophy wife (noun): A gorgeous example of a sassy spouse. Stunning inside and out, full of....

Trophy wife (noun): A gorgeous example of a sassy spouse. Stunning inside and out, full of love, good for a laugh, and living proof that you're punching well above your weight. If you're lucky enough to be married to someone who confirms that you're winning at this crazy thing called life, the very least you can do is give her a really awesome robe. This Trophy Wife Robe isn't a sports car or diamond ring, but it'll make her just as happy. Or at least get you really, really close. She'll love th

Machine-washableMade of 100% lightweight cottonFalse flyUnisex sizes, measure around your ....

Machine-washableMade of 100% lightweight cottonFalse flyUnisex sizes, measure around your waist or where you normally wear your pants- not pants sizeGreat for sleeping or lounging around the houseImported Forget Tighty-Whities! Nothing says Sexy like the look of your guy in a pair of fresh white cotton boxers. The look literally defines masculinity! Tell the man you love he looks as good out of his clothes as in them with a personalized gift of our In Case of Emergency Personalized Boxers. Perso

Printed with name, quote or special message Choose color Made of glass, with subtle markin....

Printed with name, quote or special message Choose color Made of glass, with subtle markings and bubbles, inherent to glass productsHolds an entire 750 ML bottle of wineDim: 9" HHand wash onlyImported She will be telling the truth when she says "I only had 1 glass" with a gift of our Big Vino Personalized Whole Bottle Oversized Wine Glass! A friend needs cheering up? Make a gift of our oversized wine glass with a bottle of wine and she will be feeling no pain! Ideal gift for the w

Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master's footsteps with these newly re....

Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master's footsteps with these newly redesigned Freudian Slippers! Plush and comfy. Men's US Size Women's US Size Freudian Slipper Size 6-8 6-9.5 Small 8.5-11 10-11.5 Medium 11.5-14 12+ Large

Personalize with any name and one line of textOpposite side may be blank or printed with a....

Personalize with any name and one line of textOpposite side may be blank or printed with authentic ammunition specs and lot number in yellow or white writing 30 Cal M2A1 genuine ammo canPrinted information may vary by production lotSteel constructionCan measures 10" W x 6" H x 3.5" DMade in USAThis is a genuine, used military surplus item. Scratches, scuffs, dents, rust and other marks are to be expected and add to the authenticity of the productColor of ammo can may vary, resulti

Custom etched with 4 lines of personalization and choice of name Each square, clear shot g....

Custom etched with 4 lines of personalization and choice of name Each square, clear shot glass measures 2 3/8"HHolds 2.25 oz. of your favorite shotDurable and dishwasher safe; sold individuallyMinor air bubbles and subtle markings may be apparent and are expected withglass productsQuality made in the USA Our Name Your Troubles Personalized Shot Glass is the perfect gift for someone with a growing list of complaints. Next to each reason on your list is a marker to indicate how high to fill i

Cool isn't a title you give yourself or something you can recognize in the mirror. Cool is....

Cool isn't a title you give yourself or something you can recognize in the mirror. Cool is just something you are or aren't ... and you're definitely cool. That means you probably know some super cool people too, and every single one of you deserves decor that matches your uber-cool personalities. This "You Rock" Candle is the gift your rad self has been searching for.Get ready to rock with a candle molded in the iconic "sign of the horns" symbol that became popular in rock circles in the late 1

Let's face it - some gifts for guys are hilarious in the moment, but not so much later on ....

Let's face it - some gifts for guys are hilarious in the moment, but not so much later on when you're the one who has to watch him wear that custom-printed speedo or listen along as he plays the Best of Wham on repeat just because he can. If only you could find some funny gifts that were also useful ... but wait! Here's a 6-Pack of Beer Soaps, ready and willing to answer the call and help all your gift-giving dreams come true. For the person who already has every customized beer gift in existenc

Back in the day, men used to dab their fingers in whiskey and flick it behind their ears t....

Back in the day, men used to dab their fingers in whiskey and flick it behind their ears to improve their natural aroma. The scent of a long day's ride on a dirty horse couldn't hold a candle to a spritz of bathtub gin. And ooooh boy did the ladies love it. After all, who needs a bath and some clean clothes when you can just style your hair with a fifth of rum? Yeah… that's not exactly accurate. But there is something nice about the good old days, in particular the idea that self-care coul

Portable wireless pocket-sized cassette speakerConnect your Bluetooth devices to this spea....

Portable wireless pocket-sized cassette speakerConnect your Bluetooth devices to this speaker disguised as a retro cassette tape. Connect wirelessly to your phone wherever you are. Charges up in just one hour for 8 hours of play time. USB charging cable and colored stickers included.DETAILED INFO: Bluetooth speaker in the shape of a retro cassette tape Comes with colored stickers and USB charging cable Easily portable and pocketable Great sound from a small speaker Size: 4.5 x 2.7 x 0.6 inches

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute was as well known for his never-ending ....

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute was as well known for his never-ending mission to become Assistant Regional Manager as he was for finding his desk accessories suspended in jello. Years of feuding with Jim and chasing bats have helped create a wealth of Schrute-isms deserving of their own book. So here it is.This Dwight Schrute Quotes Book is filled to the brim with some of the best lines uttered by The Office's most memorable character. Unforgettable bits of wisdom like, "In a

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much the....

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." Ahhh, the great Michael Scott. Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin's Scranton Branch. Boyfriend to the crazy-eyed Jan. Creator of the Dundie Awards. Victim of a George Foreman grill. Amateur magician. BFF of a beet farmer. Finally, the man of so many mysteries has his own book of quotes, and boy is it a doozy.Know someone who is obsessed with The Office? Who are we kidding, you probably know a do

This fun gift puts the f-u-n back in functional. When you're searching for the perfect sur....

This fun gift puts the f-u-n back in functional. When you're searching for the perfect surprise that's light-hearted yet still useful, look no further than this Happy Hour Soap Box. A trio of tropically scented soaps sits perched in a brightly colored case. A graphic featuring three cocktails give onlookers a hint at what's inside, but instead of drink mixes or tiny little umbrellas, you're getting self-care that smells like the summer. Start with Margarita, a soap infused with lots of lime, and

Finally, an answer to the age-old question, "What's going on in that head of yours??" In t....

Finally, an answer to the age-old question, "What's going on in that head of yours??" In this case (or is it head case? Okay, we'll stop…), some genius has created an organizer unlike any other. If you're the kind of person who would lose their head if it wasn't attached (last one, we promise) or you know someone with similar problems locating their essentials, this present is for you.Keep all your important items in this Skull Organizer In A Gift Box and you'll never have to hunt for your

MAKE DARTS GREAT AGAIN! Personalized Donald Trump dartboard and cabinet set! This personal....

MAKE DARTS GREAT AGAIN! Personalized Donald Trump dartboard and cabinet set! This personalized cabinet will complete the look of any game room with a classic matte black traditional finish with a personalized funny message from former president Donald Trump. Personalize the message with "Name" and "Relationship". Don't leave your wall unprotected from errant throws! The cabinet has a coated finish meant to absorb the toughest of impacts. The sharp, sleek design will complement most decors and wi

Why did the alarm clock cross the road? We don't know, but we're pretty sure that if you w....

Why did the alarm clock cross the road? We don't know, but we're pretty sure that if you want to turn this alarm clock on wheels off, you're going to have to get up and go find it. Of course, that's what the Alarm Clock That Runs Away is all about. Do you know someone who starts every morning by hitting the snooze button a few dozen times? Whether you're the roommate who has to listen to that racket, the boss who just wants your employee to come in time for once or a family member eager to help

Forget pick-up lines, the new en fuego way to score a hottie - or get up close and persona....

Forget pick-up lines, the new en fuego way to score a hottie - or get up close and personal with the one you already have - is Sexy Truth or Dare pick-a-stick. It's less innocent than the original and a whole lot more fun. It all starts with a fire engine red canister that practically screams romance. Slide off the top and discover 50 sticks; one side holds a dare, the other demands someone reveal a sexy truth. Find out more about a new partner or dig deep into your long-time lovers past. Ratche

So you know someone who's a hottie. Game recognizes game, right? Maybe you have a signific....

So you know someone who's a hottie. Game recognizes game, right? Maybe you have a significant other who is so en fuego you can barely believe you're lucky enough to be their better half, or perhaps you have a BFF who is some kind of wonderful and you want them to know you know what they know. You know? Either way, it's time to step up and deliver a gift that allows your favorite stunner to show off their style as well as their natural tendency to be the cutest chick in the room. This "HOTTIE" Mo

There ain't no mama like the one you've got, but have you told her lately how awesome you ....

There ain't no mama like the one you've got, but have you told her lately how awesome you think she is? It's easy for the heart of the family to feel unappreciated when life gets in the way of saying thank you, but that's why it's improtant to find mom gifts that are as unique as she is. Forget the greeting cards, wilted gas station flowers, and coupons for free hugs - she loves you, but it's time to pony up a real present, people. For her next Mother's Day, Christmas, birthday, or other special

Whether she's a bundle of energy, a little princess, or a reminder that what goes around c....

Whether she's a bundle of energy, a little princess, or a reminder that what goes around comes around (you too were a handful at her age, right?), your daughter is one of a kind. You've dried her tears, celebrated her achievements, and rolled your eyes when she slammed her bedroom door for the 27th time in an hour. Yet you wouldn't have it any other way. Why not get her a gift that salutes her status as your #1 kiddo and delivers oodles of comfort at the same time? This Favorite Daughter Robe fe

Trophy Husband TROW-fee HUHZ-bnd (noun): A hot hunk of man whose primary job is just to si....

Trophy Husband TROW-fee HUHZ-bnd (noun): A hot hunk of man whose primary job is just to sit around the house looking pretty while the wifey brings home the bacon. Widely regarded as a status symbol, the trophy husband makes great arm candy at a gala or work event and fills out a tux like you wouldn't believe. Whether you married a real live trophy husband or a slightly less, um, aesthetically pleasing dude whose other qualities more than make up for the absence of "tall, dark, and handsome," you

Bring your slice servings to the next gear with this two-wheeled pizza slicer. Bicycle Piz....

Bring your slice servings to the next gear with this two-wheeled pizza slicer. Bicycle Pizza Cutters are designed to look like your beloved fixie.

Choose one of 5 funny kitchen quotes and her name will be personalized in hot pink script ....

Choose one of 5 funny kitchen quotes and her name will be personalized in hot pink script underneath White, cotton potholder features concentrated quilt patterns to keep the filling material evenly distributed, even after repeated washingsLined with silver acrylic coated cottonMeasures 8" x 8"Machine washSold IndividuallyImported She is fun-loving in the kitchen and she can show it off in our Sassy Cook Personalized Apron & Potholder collection. This apron is sure to add a bit of perso

A very special leather-bound edition with the personal signature of America's 38th Preside....

A very special leather-bound edition with the personal signature of America's 38th President... In this exclusive leather-bound edition bearing the signature of the late President, Gerald Ford explores the importance of humor in the American political process. Filled with his favorite funny stories and political cartoons from Thomas Nast to Pat Oliphant! "

Personalize with any 3 line messageChoose from 3 font styles and multiple color options Re....

Personalize with any 3 line messageChoose from 3 font styles and multiple color options Removable 100% polyester cover100% polypropylene fill shell100% polyester pillow fillPillow filler comes vacuum packed, open bag before insertingSquare shapeMeasures 14" W x 14" L Spot cleanFor decorative use onlyMinor assembly requiredImported Give your home décor a personal and quirky touch with our Funny Personalized Throw Pillow. Each pillow allows you to display a cute and funny saying.

Custom printed with your choice of font, color, and 3 line messageSold individually Top qu....

Custom printed with your choice of font, color, and 3 line messageSold individually Top quality, wood composite coaster features a high-gloss laminate front and cork backingEach coaster measures 3 3/4" squareMade in USA Add a unique or special touch to any home bar or kitchen with our Write Your Own Expressions Personalized Coaster. Perfect for any occasion to write your special or funny message. Perfect for birthdays, housewarming parties, weddings and much more!

Personalize mat with any name and choose from 6 funny phrase options and 3 color combinati....

Personalize mat with any name and choose from 6 funny phrase options and 3 color combinations Anti-slip backing on matMat rolls up for easy portabilityPVC materialWipe cleanPlease Note: Use in room temperature conditions; not suitable for hot yogaMeasures 68" L X 24" W X .25" HWeighs 3.8 lb.Imported Hit the yoga studio in style with our exclusive Funny Yoga Phrases Personalized Yoga Mat!

Personalize with any 2 line messageChoose from 3 font styles and multiple color options Re....

Personalize with any 2 line messageChoose from 3 font styles and multiple color options Removable 100% polyester cover100% polypropylene fill shell100% polyester pillow fillPillow filler comes vacuum packed, open bag before insertingRectangle shapeMeasures 12" W x 22" L Spot cleanFor decorative use onlyMinor assembly requiredImported Give your home décor a personal and quirky touch with our Funny Personalized Throw Pillow. Each pillow allows you to display a cute and funny sayin